Sunday, September 27, 2009

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Monday, January 5, 2009

Haircut From Hell!!!

THAT'S ME??????
Yes. I put in some contacts and lotsa makeup.
And they CUT MY HAIR!!!
GOD!!! I NEED TO PUT ON A HAT!!!!!!
But I've been wearing a hat so no one knows! I hope they don't say anything!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Ruby Trees




IF you have been reading my blog, you would know that I have been charged as a criminal, and sentenced to 100 hours coummunity service.




SO what's the Big Deal?


100 hours of my VALUBLE LIFE planting TREES!!!!


Trees!!!




So I figured that on every tree I will put a small ruby tiffany broach in the shape of a leaf on every tree I help.




They will be called


Ruby Trees!


And I will get famous for it!



So as I conclude, I leave a puzzle to be solved.


Post the solution in a comment and I, the Ruby Fairy, will go to your page and give you a gift. A small one, albeit.


rings only

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Boys. Love them. Hate them. Break up with them. Unless its Aiden!

OMG! That's My Aiden! Is he hawt of what?!
In other news I found out who Starr's BABY DADDY IS!!!

LARS!!!
The loser that broke up with her like a week before she told me about the baby!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!

At least I know Aiden won't dump me! And that I'm NAWT pregnant.

I'm just a lame wanted criminal!
Great. Thats just great.

Friday, January 2, 2009

When I, Ruby Castello, Grow Up, I will Be a Model... I'm starting now...

This is my best shot from the Juicy shoot. I was wearing a wig, but don't TELL! More on all of this later! This is me now! Look at those eyes!!! ^^


So, today, I talked to Daddy, and I sent in this more accurate pic of me today (the other one was from when I was 13). So that was cool! Look at me! Totally HAWT! Sometimes I just love myself! LOL!


Ok, so that is just me getting all self-centered, which I totally am NAWT!


I plan to work on other projects when I'm rich and famous.




  1. I am going to get a TV show, like Mom's BFF Tyra~


  2. I am going to give poor but pretty girls a chance at stardom (but im going to put my kid in every singe time until she wins. That way its totally Win-Win for me! LUHVE!


  3. I'm going to have paparazzi, and I'll make them totally love me, by scandal x1000!


OH! and I'm going to get a contract with Juicy C. That will be FUHN!



OK, so I had to go to a text shoot last week, and I snuck out during class... But none of my bffs know!



LET ME SHOW YOU MY BEST SHOT! its in the corner.


Don't TELL! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

A Little Bit of History


My history is classified.

But here is a summary of a couple of moments. (NOTE: None of my criminal actions are mentioned)


The New York Times ran this in the style section:

MEET RUBY CASTELLO:

She is the b'tchy California valley girl. The Castello Grocerystore chain is the most lux and large exotic food grocery chain on e face of the earth. As munipulative as she is beautiful, watch out. she can make you cry in pain without laying a finger on you. She is in her junior year at SRA and hopes to win Homecoming Queen.Her famous battle cry:"Ehmigawd! Do you know who you just messed with?"Don't mess with her. She'll chew you up and spit you out like her fave sugar free gum.


Looks...x

Hair;; Platinum, long, flat to the hip.

Eyes;; Hot purple (from her contacts)

Skin;; Tan from the vaca to to her private island

Height;; 6'2"

Weight;; CLASSIFIED


OTHER STATS

Age;; 16

Parents;; Naetah and Riley Castello

Born On;; april 28

Born In;; Hollywood CA


But if you ask me, I'm not THAT bad.

I'm way worse!

HEY! I'm an Aries. I can't help it!


Check out this pick of me! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It was during my brown with blond highlights phase...
LOVE?



Guess what!?

So, as promised, a full helping of juicy gossip.


I knew it would catch up to me. I mean I guess I should have known that people get in trouble for things like that, but I thought maybe not me.

So I trespassed. Big Deal. Stole a couple of Necklaces. So what. Shot some dude in the leg by accident. I guess that is bad.

BUT CRIMINAL CHARGES?! GAWD!
MY LIFE IS OVER!!

Or maybe nawt.
I mean I evaded them last time.
The only charges that stuck were the tresspassing charges.

WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PUNISHMENT WAS???

Community Service!!!!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Quick Bios- Ruby Style

So this is what I think of everyone. And their like style.

Ruby Castello: That's me. Yes, I'm mean, evil, and disturbingly beautiful. I'm clever and sorta funny. Everyone luvs me, especially my boyfriend Aiden.

Malorie Livingston: One of the coolest people ever. More subdued in funnieness. Really pretty. Really mean.

Starr Cummings: No one in the world is better than Starr. I mean EVERYONE j'adores her. Sometimes it is scary. She is drunk whenever and wherever there is a bar.

Bee Larkin: Bee is always cool, and so slick lbrs trip. She is not altogether plotting, but she has the best combacks ever.

Sarah Hudgens: The wannabe of the school. She tries to pretend she is something that she is nawt, but maybe if she stopped trying so hard, we might just let her in.

Bri Johansen: Luv her! She is always zen and calm, and rarely insults anyone, even Caity or Sarah. I'm not sure how a NICE person could get so far in life, but she does.

Caity Lewis: The biggest loser in the school. Nuff said.

Sami Regoni: One of my personal faves. She is funny, sweet, and cool! Not to mention talented!