Guess what!?

So, as promised, a full helping of juicy gossip.


I knew it would catch up to me. I mean I guess I should have known that people get in trouble for things like that, but I thought maybe not me.

So I trespassed. Big Deal. Stole a couple of Necklaces. So what. Shot some dude in the leg by accident. I guess that is bad.

BUT CRIMINAL CHARGES?! GAWD!
MY LIFE IS OVER!!

Or maybe nawt.
I mean I evaded them last time.
The only charges that stuck were the tresspassing charges.

WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PUNISHMENT WAS???

Community Service!!!!